Anonymous asked: Why do you hate cotton balls?

Every question I’ve been asked so far has been anonymous** - for absolutely no good reason that I can tell.  The questions do not seem to be embarrassing for me or the asker.  So I have reset my settings to no more anonymous questions.  You people clearly can’t stop yourself from abusing the power.

I can only assume that this anonymous question was asked by someone looking to exploit an advantage over me.  Once they know why I hate cotton balls, they will be able to use that knowledge against me.  And because I do not know who asked, I will never suspect their treachery.

Well, I’m onto you, whoever you are.  And as for me and cotton balls?  THE COTTON BALLS KNOW WHAT THEY DID.

**Porter Mason did ask me a “nonymous” question: “Do you have a headache?”  No Porter, I do not.