If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
1st Half: (Top Gun)
-A married couple unable to find the perfect sexy but mainstream movie at Hollywood Video.
-Olive Garden Nights - an Olive Garden strip club
-North Koreans torturing American POWs to get spoilers for old US TV shows like Doogie Howser and The Price Is Right.
-A family that pulls pranks at Christmas like sewing your dead dog to the back of your sweater or calling to tell you your relatives are dead.
-Eldridge - the rockin’ guitar player who’s in the background of every movie ever made
2nd Half: (Snuggie)
-The “sex crimes victims” dorm tries to deal with their overly sexual RAs (who want to turn their “Crimes Into Dimes”) while they prepare to compete against the “hate crimes victims” dorm (which is 90% Native Americans) in a four sport competition of basketball, soccer, handball, and foosball - all of which will be played for only one point.
