If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
-An Emergency Room where even your ridiculously bloody back injury won’t get admitted if you have blood on your paperwork.
-A morning zoo DJ who intros every song by describing the melody.
-A bartender who knows every horrible thing about his customers just by looking at them.
-A grandmother with new boobs who gets hit on by very creepy strangers.
-A bunch of unemployed people from Jersey tailgating in the parking lot of a new Best Buy. Unfortunately they die in a gunfight just as Bruce Springsteen is landing a rocket ship in the lot.