"‘Meet the Spartans’ is best described by the reactions of a row of what appeared to be sixth graders who shared the screening with me. As various Spartans slipped one another the tongue (Eewwww!), a nipple clamp was ripped off with the nipple still attached (Aaarghh!) and the Spartans skipped into battle singing “I Will Survive” (Huh?), I realized the kids had said it all."
— Jeannette Catsoulis - New York Times