Doug: What’s wrong, Bud?
Bud: It’s my butt. It’s….
Doug: Too dry and dirty?
Bud: Yeah. It’s driving me crazy.
Doug: Here. Try new Kleenex Cottonelle Flushable Wipes. They leave your butt clean and wet.
Bud: Clean and wet? That’s exactly how I like my butt. Thanks.
Doug: Hey, you having a butt that’s clean and wet is thanks enough.
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Eric Scott Writes The Sequel To GUTENBERG!
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