I was poking around the Internet today and I found this old test Mike Huckabee used to give to his students when he was a teacher.**

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GENERAL ACADEMIC PROFICIENCY TEST

Instructions:  Please complete each answer to the best of your ability.  You must make a passing grade on this test in order to graduate.

1)  LITERATURE

In Hamlet, Shakespeare deals with the theme of “inaction” as a fatal flaw.  Do you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
 

2) GENERAL MATHEMATICS

Jesus leaves Jerusalem for Bethlehem on a donkey at 3:15pm traveling 2mph.  Peter leaves the Sea of Galilee for Bethlehem on a mule at 3:20pm traveling 5mph.  Who will turn water into wine?

 
3) SCIENCE

Evolution is a myth and a fallacy created by atheists who hate your Lord.  Why do you agree?
 

4) LOGIC

JESUS : GOOD :: LIBERAL :  __________________
 

5) PHILOSOPHY

Compare and contrast the writings of Karl Marx with those in the Bible, the inspired and indisputable Word of God.
 

6) POLITICAL SCIENCE

Outline three reasons why God has turned his back on our sinful nation.


7) HISTORY

Most historians do not include the Resurrection of Jesus Christ in the tomes of historical fact.  Will they go to hell?

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**I don’t think Huckabee was ever a teacher.  But he used to be fat.