PLAY #3 -
Spoiler Alert: It’s a television!
Spoiler Spoiler Alert: If you already knew that, you have no reason to see this play.
Snarky Spoiler Spoiler Addendum: It was more like the “Carousel of Progress” at Disney World than an actual play with characters that you might, you know, care about or connect with. My overriding thought the entire time I was watching it was, “Wow - Aaron Sorkin did a lot of research.”
Sorkinesque Snarky Spoiler Spoiler Addendum to the Addendum:
ME: Is this supposed to be a book report or a play?
SORKIN: Both.
ME: That’s why it’s neither.
