If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
-Satan using a Ouija Board on a date and having to admit that he’s a virgin (except for all those rapes)
-A store called Podium Station that sells only Podiums - NO LECTURNS
-A boy scout troop having a 36-hour orgy.
-A high school band consisting of only flutes and one African drum.
-A local Mr. Body competition.
Round 1: BalletÂ
Round 2: Dick Fight