If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:

-Satan using a Ouija Board on a date and having to admit that he’s a virgin (except for all those rapes)

-A store called Podium Station that sells only Podiums - NO LECTURNS

-A boy scout troop having a 36-hour orgy.

-A high school band consisting of only flutes and one African drum.

-A local Mr. Body competition.
Round 1: Ballet 
Round 2: Dick Fight