If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:

-A school boy’s love affair with a penguin

-A tour of Hitler’s home that was led by a man who knew nothing about Hitler beyond his taste in architecture

-Michael Jackson’s autopsy (he had a metal box in his head)

-A guy who thinks sex means “putting your ballsack in there.”

-A monoscene about the Administrative Library Office for a PA based library with lots of extraneous employees.  When a new guy from Erie shows up to optimize the incredibly wasteful and ineffective company, the oldest employee dies from the stress and the rest of the employees are fired (only to discover that the new guy was an imposter).