Scott Brown Recollects The Time Tony Curtis Talked To Him About His Penis

“I was in France,” Curtis told me, not specifying the year. “I’m at the pissoir, and this Frenchman’s beside me. The fellow looks down” — and here, so does Curtis, painting the picture with those near-obscene eyes of his — “and he says, ‘Was that inside Marilyn Monroe?’ And I say, ‘Yes, yes it was.’ And he says, ‘May I touch it?’ And I said, ‘No, you may not.’”