September 2010
17 posts
Scott Brown Recollects The Time Tony Curtis Talked... →
“I was in France,” Curtis told me, not specifying the year. “I’m at the pissoir, and this Frenchman’s beside me. The fellow looks down” — and here, so does Curtis, painting the picture with those near-obscene eyes of his — “and he says, ‘Was that inside Marilyn Monroe?’ And I say, ‘Yes, yes it was.’ And he says, ‘May I touch...
WatchSurveillance Sandwich
from The Brig
“And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via eastermondays)
“It’s very easy to get a break. It’s very hard to be good enough.”
– Jerry Seinfeld (from Marc Maron’s WTF)
“We don’t differentiate between them and us. It’s just us.”
– President Obama speaking today on Americans Muslims.
The end.
(via katespencer)
WatchSilly Bandz - ROUNDZYZ!
Todd Bieber and I wrote this video for UCBCOMEDY. Directed by Todd Bieber. He found the amazingly stiff children on Craigslist.
Welcome to Splitsider →
adamfrucci:
So I’ve spent the last few months planning for and working on Splitsider, a new blog about comedy I’m running with the gents behind The Awl. It finally launched today, and I couldn’t be more excited! Go check it out, spread it around, click on all the ads 100 times each and let me know if you have any feedback! Huzzah!
Hooray for Adam! Hooray for comedy!
