November 2009
15 posts
REUBEN WILLIAMS: WHAT YOU MISSED (11/21/09)
If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
-An Emergency Room where even your ridiculously bloody back injury won’t get admitted if you have blood on your paperwork.
-A morning zoo DJ who intros every song by describing the melody.
-A bartender who knows every horrible thing about his customers just by looking at them.
-A grandmother with new boobs who gets hit...
REUBEN WILLIAMS: WHAT YOU MISSED (11/14/09)
If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
-A Little Person DJ/Giant Man Bartender birthday party
-Nerd bullies on segways
-The secret smokier smokers lounge hidden inside the regular airport smoker’s lounge.
-Handjob Sex Robot
-A day at the penguin exhibit of the Cincinnati Zoo when the animals have all gone crazy because an employee named The Creeper tried to...
REUBEN WILLIAMS: WHAT YOU MISSED (11/7/09)
If you weren’t at the Reuben Williams show on Saturday, you missed:
-Satan using a Ouija Board on a date and having to admit that he’s a virgin (except for all those rapes)
-A store called Podium Station that sells only Podiums - NO LECTURNS
-A boy scout troop having a 36-hour orgy.
-A high school band consisting of only flutes and one African drum.
-A local Mr. Body competition. Round...
