February 2008
36 posts
Watchjoewengert: Justin Purnell uploaded this video of a Reuben Williams scene from a month or two ago. We had established earlier in the show that Sanders stole a bus from some “retards” for a road trip. This was us cutting back to show that moment. RW is every Saturday at 10:30. “Yelling? Usually. Retards? …Probably.”
The Audacity of Hopelessness →
Frank Rich sees the same Iraq War/Hillary Clinton campaign parallels that I do. Maybe Hillary will call one of us a plagiarist.
"To The Guy I Caught Masturbating" →
The second Craigslist song that Scott and I wrote for Details Magazine just went online.
“For both you Democrats out there, I got good news for you. We have to literally...”
– James Carville at the International Builders Show
Hillary Clinton Reminds Me of George W. Bush
I have been reading a lot about how poorly Hillary Clinton has run her campaign for President. At the beginning of the campaign, she presumed herself the front-runner and the presumptive nominee. On December 30, 2007, she said about the campaign, “It’s not a very long run. It’ll be over by Feb. 5.” It reminds me a lot of Bush’s declaration that we’d be...
"Spamalot" Takes a Bold Stand →
The Free Press
I am constantly amazed by the Clinton campaign’s ability to play the media. I don’t mean “I can’t believe it! What fools!” I think the media is mostly a bunch of harbor seals eager for the next beach ball to bat around, so I believe it. I’m mostly impressed by the Clinton campaign’s ability to keep those balls in the air. Building on the infamous NH...
The Sawyer Nickname Generator →
Sawyer called me “Professor.” I didn’t know Sawyer was a bully from 1953.LAMETOWN. link found via davidcho by way of katespencer
“We got mattresses and then we got under ‘em and the grown-ups got on top...”
– Some little kid in Arkansas who just lived through a tornado attack
“I’m not sure America’s ready to have a black president. I think they...”
– 50 Cent, endorsing Hillary
