February 2008
36 posts
January 2008
65 posts
sarahschneider: I feel that there is a gap in the English language, and that gap is between the verbs “like” and “love.” What is the midway point? Let’s use Italian food (my favorite) as an example. I like fettucine alfredo, and I love manicotti, but how do I feel about cheese tortellini? I like it much more than fettucine alfredo but not as much as manicotti. ...
“If Hillary wins the nomination, the [Republican] party will rally around a ham...”
– Jonah Goldberg, commenting on the fact that while Republicans don’t particularly love John McCain, they HATE Hillary Clinton.
“I had just been asked a question — I don’t remember which one...”
– reblogged from Andrew Sullivan
Man: Blue Man Group Attacked Me On Stage →
The Moebius
ChristopherKula: charlie's not responding to my IM, so you'll have to please ask him for me - "how's that harnessing of power coming along?"
KateLikesYou: OMG I should totes reblog that.
ChristopherKula: most definitely
ChristopherKula: again
ChristopherKula: and again
KateLikesYou: for charlie
ChristopherKula: our dear friend charlie
ChristopherKula: our dear POWER HUNGRY friend charlie
KateLikesYou: charlie todd who LOVES to read things again and again. And then re-read those things.
--reblogged from katespencer for Charlie
“No drama on television can compare to this race!”
– from a promo commercial on
“‘Meet the Spartans’ is best described by the reactions of a row of...”
– Jeannette Catsoulis - New York Times
Eric Scott Writes The Sequel To GUTENBERG!
Doug: What’s wrong, Bud? Bud: It’s my butt. It’s…. Doug: Too dry and dirty? Bud: Yeah. It’s driving me crazy. Doug: Here. Try new Kleenex Cottonelle Flushable Wipes. They leave your butt clean and wet. Bud: Clean and wet? That’s exactly how I like my butt. Thanks. Doug: Hey, you having a butt that’s clean and wet is thanks enough. Boss: Hey,...
“John McCain is Bob Dole minus the charm, conservatism and youth.”
– Ann Coulter, the establishment Republicans really do hate him. About as much as the establishment Democrats hate Obama.
Facebook Angst
I’m a big fan of Facebook (especially Scrabulous - at least until Mattel takes its ball and goes home), but lines like these in my feed make me feel bad: —117 of your friends were challenged to a movie quiz! —Todd nominated you as the Funnest Person on Facebook! Join now so that you don’t let Todd down :( Back off, Facebook. I don’t need your peer pressure and...
WatchStephen Colbert honored his writers in a pretty awesome way last night. Hopefully they’ll actually get paid for Internet clips like this soon. (BTW, that’s Ambassador Andrew Young, Malcolm Gladwell, and the Harlem Gospel Choir joining Colbert)
WatchBill Clinton gets a wee bit sleepy at an MLK Day event in Harlem.
I was poking around the Internet today and I found this old test Mike Huckabee used to give to his students when he was a teacher.** —————————————— GENERAL ACADEMIC PROFICIENCY TEST Instructions: Please complete each answer to the best of your ability. You must make a passing grade on this test in order to...
What's A Man Gotta Do To Have A Woman Brush His... →
“Brush My Hair” got linked on Huffington Post!
"Brush My Hair" →
Scott and I are writing a series of songs for Details Magazine based on Craigslist posts. All the lyrics are exactly the crazy, ridiculous words some crazy, ridiculous person wrote on Craigslist. Details hired animators to turn them into videos, and while I’m not overly excited about the end result, writing the songs has been really fun. This one’s gay-ish. Marvin Gaye-ish! (P.S. ...
WatchUCBCOMEDY.COM is live! Check it out!
“He told me some things about the election, but I’m not going to say,...”
– Pat Robertson - He’d rather escape the wrath of Andy Rooney than share info he got directly from God. No wonder God’s always telling him the wrong thing.
Goodbye to All That (from The Atlantic) →
Andrew Sullivan breaks down why Barack Obama may be the best thing that could happen to this country. As Sullivan would say, “Money Quote”: “Unlike any of the other candidates, he could take America—finally—past the debilitating, self-perpetuating family quarrel of the Baby Boom generation that has long engulfed all of us. … The divide is still—amazingly—between those who...
“That reborn thing… I don’t know what’s more disturbing: That...”
– Scott Brown
“I want to make change, but I’ve already made change. I will continue to make...”
– Hillary Clinton Isn’t the biggest problem with Hillary Clinton trying to claim that she has a history of making change the fact that the American people are still clamoring for it? Whatever “change” she’s made clearly isn’t enough, or isn’t the...
“I’ve been campaigning a lot. And you know I say, ‘The time for...”
– Barack Obama
